I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
An alarm set every 45 minutes saying "FATTY" and one every afternoon saying "CASPER" every day until spring break is a foolproof plan to being bikini ready
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
Randomize
