Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
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