in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
I knew my chances of getting laid had increased after she walked into my room and yelled "DICK TIME"
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
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