Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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