I must be too annoying 4 u.
Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
He has the fingertips of a God
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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