69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
Randomize
