I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
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