I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
After you bought Jesus' name tag off him at the Mexican restaurant you commenced to stumbling around the lobby showing anybody who would listen what would Jesus do.
Stop giving me tequila.
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
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