no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
Gay?
German.
Pity.
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
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