Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
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