you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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