I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
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