It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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