I really like you and I'm tired of just hooking up. I want you be my boyfriend.
Uhh, I'm not breaking up with my girlfriend to be with you.
you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
Uhm... Found a ziploc bag... In the freezer. Sam, thought it was lemonade. Why did you make frozen piss at my house, again?
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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