And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
It's true. Ladies love me because I'm so strong and they feel safe. Not because of my pseudo charm and their impaired judgement after several drinks...
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
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well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
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if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
You leaned over to me in the elevator and whispered "how long do I have to pretend to be sober?"
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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