Take 3 tylenol pms and try to whack off before you pass out. It's impossible.
I found the TV remote. It was in the washing machine along with the chicken wings you kept complaining to Domino's about that they 'never delivered'
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
He asked me to describe my life outside work. I responded with "Home-wrecker.
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