You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
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Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
At least drunk me was smart enough to stash toilet paper in my bag before I started my walk home. Finally countless squat pees and wiping with grass taught me to be prepared.
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
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That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
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