Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
You know its bad when you're praying for a hangover just so you aren't still drunk at work anymore.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
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