you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
complete strangers are now referring to me as 'the bourbon guy.' i can live with this.
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
So I stole cocaine from one of my Tinder hookups
And that is the most millennial sentence I've ever said
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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