I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
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Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
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You. Win. At. Life.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
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Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
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