Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
i woke up to find out i shared my bed with a full, open can of natty light last night and didnt spill it. then i drank it for breakfast.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
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