Already got asked if we're dating
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
I must have drunkenly masturbated really loud last night, cause my roommate and his wife wont look at me
I told him he was, quote: "A big cuddly bear" and he needed to get into my bed or I would set his Golden Retriever free.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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