Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
I swear to god Optimus Prime and Megatron are fighting in my head right now.
He uses pillows to masturbate.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
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My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
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He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
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