A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
I told him I liked how shrimp feels in my mouth, but I don't actually like eating it. Turned out to be the most awkward way to say that I wanted to suck his dick.
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
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