i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
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Turned the water balloon filler into a jungle juice fire extinguisher. Please call me tomorrow afternoon and make sure that i'm still alive.
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
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Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
I still don’t believe you, the dog DID NOT tear down the shower curtain and shit on the floor.. we found you in the fetal position in the bathroom holding your tequila gun. It was you!
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
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