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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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