So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
Please tell me I didn't help an old woman shave her vagina last night. Please.
That's the least of the fucked up shit you did last night dude.
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
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