i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
Hey, this is a mass text. I have a hospital bill from November, and I don't know from what. Did anyone bring me to the hospital on a drunken night that I don't remember...?
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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