Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
You're gonna be sprawled out basking in the sun working on your tan like a ridiculously hot iguana, and I'm gonna be here bundled up in about 72 layers just so I don't freeze my dick off looking like the Michelin man's gay cousin
i apologize, I may have called you an iguana
Mistakes were made
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
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