If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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