I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
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I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
Thanks for gettin' me home, killa. Have no IDEA how I woke up pants-less on the bathroom floor at 4a.m. You're like a big, angry guardian angel.
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
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Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
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