we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
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Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
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A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
So you've been sexting me while spending time with your family
I'm a family man but I have priorities
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
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