Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
The oven caught fire. I put it out, but called the fire department just to make sure it was okay since the smoke wasn't going away
You just wanted to meet firemen
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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