So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
I just remembered I made you punch yourself in the face last night and I would like to formally apologize for that even though it was hilarious.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
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