I need to stop coming to work sober
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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