Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
Hey it's Austin.
I am not drunk enough for this conversation.
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
just threw up on dog. broke microwave with cheese and spoon. having a bath with my barbies singing final countdown.
before you ask yes i found the absinthe under your bed. ITS THE FINAL COUNTDOWWWWNNNNNN
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
I can't adult today.
Take a nap and try again
I have to buy a couch. There's nothing more adult than buying a couch on a Tuesday.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
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