i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
She slapped me in the face with a McDouble. Just threw it right at my face while I was driving... That is why we can't bring her out in public.
On a not really funny at all but kinda brighter note I've gotten really good at texting in hand cuffs
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
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