Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
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The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
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Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
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