I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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