Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
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Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
Me either. I want to get 'chase a stray cat through the neighborhood in my hooker heels' drunk. And it's your birthday, so you have to get 'best friend holding your hair while you puke in the bar bathroom and cry about your life' drunk. In a feather boa.
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
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They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
I kept yelling "BY ORDER OF THE PEAKY FUCKING BLINDERS" in a terrible brummie accent at everyone I saw wearing a flatcap.
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