It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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