He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
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Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
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Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
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