who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
remember that night jesus turned water into wine? DRUNKER.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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