just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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