Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
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I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
Jungle juice turns everything into a pickup line. All I said was "do you play chess" and somehow I got laid.
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
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It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
Is texting an old booty call with "can you still get your ankles behind your ears?" an appropriate way to reemerge into the singles scene???
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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