Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
I'm feeding a baby and swiping on tinder...what has my life come to?!?!
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
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