How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
He just brought me a wine glass. Full of Tequila. Ignore any texts after this one.
You coming home soon, man?
HENBARSCLOSE
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
Remember that night I drank a bunch of vodka, pounded your Jameson because 'you were a pussy', punched you in the face and ran off as fast as my high heels could go? It was just my Russian and Irish sides fighting for genetic dominance
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
Randomize
