wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
he wouldn't shut up and let me sleep
yeah i got into a fight with my man last night
why can't men just shut up and put out?
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
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Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
Bro if you don't text me back I'm gonna send you a picture of my nut sack every ten seconds for the rest of the night. I'm home alone with nothing to do. Don't push me.
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
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He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
that is very illegal...i love you.
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