I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
Apparently I blacked out and started wrestling with some dude last night. Just found out I might have dislocated his shoulder. Best part: he still wants to bone me
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
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