Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
She puked in the bank of America parking lot? Awesome.
Yeah, figured I'd deposit my check while we were there.
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
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He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
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But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
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