Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
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Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
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you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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