I'm drive I can fine osifer
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
Why did I wake up with "How to masturbate" on my youtube search bar?
You told us you forgot how, and started to cry.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
So after your set last night some 42 year old woman bought me a drink, professed her love for your music, and then made out with me last night because she thought I was you. Thank you.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
I have sent texts to the pizza delivery guy telling him he was beautiful. Oh and you almost got a ticket for pissing in public. And I smell like cheese.
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