New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
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he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
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I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
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