She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
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What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
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haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
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