the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
MASS TEXT! MASS TEXT! Your sad horny friend has finally gotten it in and can go back to being normal once again. You're welcome.
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BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
I feel like I should pray to the god of Febreze, because it is like it washes away the smell of all my sins from the bed
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
I could fuck to npr.
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He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
I'm reading 50 shades of grey and masturbating while he's doing insulation downstairs. Maybe I can get him to bring me a sandwich
i got kicked out of the casino for drunken disorderly conduct because i kept stumbling into old people and one of them told on me. as the boucer was taking down my information so i could no re-enter i ripped my id out of his hands while yelling fuck you.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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