its not stalking. its research.
i just saw a guiness commercial where the guiness was on the verge of spilling the whole time. i was on the edge of my seat scared shitless. im an alcoholic.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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