Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
I hid a 6pack in the microwave for later
I knew I liked you
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
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